Dameter

Be proud you did nothing today.

Dameter rates your "sloth" out of 500 points, based on five inputs: steps, distance, active calories, screen time, and Namataro Level. The less you move, and the longer you stare at your phone, the higher your score. An antithesis to fitness apps. Here is your right not to try. "Only 1,500 steps today." "Never got out of the futon." Namataro, a sloth, is here to approve of days exactly like that. There are also a few small games you can play against him, by the way.

■ Features - Sloth score (0-500 pts) Steps, distance, active calories, screen time and Namataro Level are turned into a score for how well you slacked off. - Ranks and titles Nine ranks from F to SSS, plus titles for your streaks, to honour your slow days. - Namataro's Diary Even on days you never open the app, Namataro writes a diary entry on his own. He is laid-back, slightly lonely, and good for a small laugh every day. - Sharing Turn a day's score into a neat image for social media, and compare your sloth with friends. - Widget Check today's sloth at a glance from your home screen. - Dara P Your daily score piles up as points.

■ Privacy - Uses Apple Health (steps, distance, active calories) and Screen Time (daily total only) - "Namataro Level" is derived from your use of this app itself. It needs no extra permission, is processed only on your device, and captures nothing you do outside the app - All raw data stays on your device and is never sent to any external server - Only when you use online features such as ranking, your computed score, rank and nickname are sent to Firebase (a server platform provided by Google). You can turn ranking off at any time - To improve the app, usage statistics and crash reports are sent to Firebase. They never include raw data such as your steps - Family Controls is used solely to read your OWN screen time. There are no parental controls, no app restrictions, and no monitoring of anyone else - Ads (AdMob) may be shown: a banner at the bottom of the home screen, and rewarded videos you choose to watch in the mini-games and on the Buy Dara P screen (with the supporter subscription, the banner and mini-game ads are not shown)

■ Terms & Privacy - Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/ - App Terms of Service: https://dameter.app/en/terms-of-service - Privacy Policy: https://dameter.app/en/privacy-policy

■ Who it's for - Anyone who likes self-deprecating humour, laid-back characters and parody - Anyone tired of fitness apps - Anyone who wants a lazy day to mean something - Anyone who likes sloths

■ Please note This is an entertainment app made for jokes and parody. The scores, ranks and comments it shows are for amusement only. They do not assess or diagnose your health, and they are not health guidance or a medical service. Always consult a professional for decisions about your health.

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